when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
(Source: moseby)
- dad: you're up early
- me:
- dad: you never went to sleep did you
reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
it could be raining men and id still be single
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I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
- me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
